The Dirty Laundry for January 28, 2011

The Dirty Laundry

Diddy Did What?
Are Diddy, Kim Porter, and Rodney King responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center? Well that’s what a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is claiming! Yes, Valerie, who filed a restraining order against Diddy, swears and I quote, “Diddy went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby.” She also says Diddy raped her 24 years ago, then came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused her children. Now get this, Valerie wants $900 billion in child support and $100 billion for loss income! WTF!

50 Cent Gets Dumped
Speaking of bad relationships, word is 50 Cent got dumped by Chelsea Handler. She allegedly ditched Fiddy right before the holidays and even returned the numerous gifts that he’d sent her. Supposedly she even added a note that said, “I can buy my own gifts.” Dayum Chelsea!

Jermaine Dupri Creates A New Social Network
Well Jermaine Dupri is trying to be the Next Mark Zuckerburg, the guy who created Facebook. He unveiled his new social networking site this week. It’s called Global14.com and JD says his site is different from Facebook, Twitter or other social networking sites because, “None of those have an owner that you actually know and feel like you have something in common.” And hey, add me when you sign up, I’m All That Yaz.

Taraji P. Henson Poses Butt Naked
I’ve got some news for all you fellas who say I don’t show love to the men! Taraji P. Henson got naked for a good cause and I’ve got the picture for you guys! She’s bearing it all for PETA’s, “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad campaign. Taraji says she used to wear fur until she saw a documentary that revealed how animals on fur farms are skinned alive.

Brandy Gets Her Trunk Redone
That’s also where you can check out a picture of Brandy’s redone tattoo. She had a picture of a Ganesh, the Hindu Elephant Deity. Anyway, the elephant’s trunk looked a wee bit like a wee wee, so Brandy went and got it fixed.

Nicki Minaj and Drake Finally Tie The Knot
Watch Nicki Minaj and Drake finally tie the knot in the video “Moment for Life.” And Nicki will be on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Shemar Moore’s sexy ass will be on Ellen today, and Justin Bieber’s on Jay Leno.

Movies
As for movies, “The Mechanic,” “The Rite,” “From Prada to Nada,” and “IP Man 2” are all in theaters today.